Is Fly Fishing Sexist – You Bet!
Posted by skyblu on January 14, 2007
POORLY POTTY TRAINED PISCATOR
PONDERS WEE WILLIE’S PROBLEMS !
Visit the site of the contemplative angler for poor perturbations on plumbing. May the mark IV push Pablum into your puttees, and may your piscalator petrify your William. Shame on you!
overmywaders said
Dear Skyblu,
I truly regret offending by omission. Perhaps you can assist me in the development of the “Pisscalady” for Fisherwomen? Of course, we needn’t worry about the fine points, I’m sure once the marketing people get it it will be painted mauve or teal blue, rather than the tasteful “garden hose green” of the current model.
A gender-neutral Pisscalator would, of course, be optimum but the plumbing differences seem to render such a thing impossible. “Aha!”, you say, “just change all the plumbing to one style — the least intrusive.” That merits consideration, but I doubt that men would be lining up to buy their Pisscalator if it required radical trimming of one of their favorite appendages. Most men are, I fear, far too attached to their attachments.
When you have your first design for the Pisscalady, send me an email. Thanks.
Best regards,
Overmywaders
overmywaders said
Dear skyblu,
PS – congrats on 15,000. You have a great place here.
Warm regards,
overmywaders
skyblu said
It’s a simple thing!
– You were on the right track and failed to recognize it. NASA did it years ago . . . & with suction. Your valving needs improving. Your conception neeeds broadining. And maybe you should seek more unibrows for your highbrows.
– If they can, you can.
……….skyblu