THE FACE OF OUR FOUNDING FATHER
I just got back from the range and logged on to AOL, (slow speed,) and they showed me a picture of what George Washington probably looked like – according to modern forensic reconstruction. We’ll have one!
The Mount Vernon Ladies Society just gathered up $60,000,000 and spent it on the retelling of the tale of our first action hero. When you get to the site be sure to view all the photographs.
George was a fishing fanatic, and purveyor of fine distilled spirits. He had all the requisite qualifications!